"Come on Boy, just pranking and annoying your parents isn't cutting it! You need to make a statement! You need to let the world know you excist!" Buddy starts to explain all the great ideas he's been brooding on, and even though Boy is not so sure those ideas are that great, he feels like he has no choice but to go along with them. After all, Buddy has been there for him whenever he needed her to.
So with Tiger as his partner in crime, Boy headed out to set Buddy's great plan in working.
He does wonder however, why it is always he who has to do the dirty jobs, while Buddy is nowhere to be found.
"Oh no! Oh no!! A bag on fire in front of my door! What should i do, what should i do??"
Well.......whatever you do........... don't............
...........................
.....step on it............
Well........don't say I didn't warn you....
"It was a good idea to feed Tiger those awfully stinking sausages yesterday!" Boy chuckles before he runs off the next victim.
After about seven or eight houses (hey who's counting), he runs out of shit. So he decides to throw some eggs.
"Oh boy......busted" Boy sighs..........well that was about time as well, he was nearly out of eggs as well.
As the police officer drives him home she tells him what is going to happen. "We are going to inform your parents of this, what were you thinking! Most kids just prank one house, but you went crazy and did 7 houses with those burning bags of shit, and then at least 3 with eggs! You had to have known we would find out and that we would come pick you up and talk to your parents?!?" "You said it lady" Boy responds with a big smile.
What happens when they arrive home is best left between them, lets just suffice with saying that the police officer was appalled by what she found out by talking to Avian and Serena and what she saw in their house. Even the neighbors were able to hear that they would be getting some consequences. Sadly enough, the lady officer was just a rookie, and still blessed with the idea that people would fear the police and do as they say. So she left to tell her boss.....
"Move?!?" Serena asks. "Yes move, you didn't think we'd just sit here and wait until that stupid women comes back with her boss right??"
"Right, you heard your father," Serena said to the boy, "Go pack your belongings, we need to get out of here before they return!"
Boy sighs.........knowing he is going to get into a whole lot more trouble when they discover he is not going to be the only one that needs a lift to a new town.














You are doing a really great job wuth the deadbeat parent roll. Boy's cries for attention are so perfect.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see what happens next!
Poor Boy, I'm surprised his parents took him with them the way they've been acting...
ReplyDeleteFor everyone who watches dr who :) this should be a familiar term:
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Boy's cries for attention are a lot of fun!
ReplyDeleteIf I were Serena I'd blame Avian for everything >_> It IS always the boy's fault after all. *Cough*
Doctah Who!!! If you couldn't tell from my Avatar at MTS... yeah.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, poor Boy! It's interesting to watch him crave for attention from his parents, even negative attention, just to simply be noticed by them. So sad.
Boy :-( I hope his life starts to turn around!
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